Hello again, this is my first post since the dawning of the new year and I want to find out more about what will happen over the rest of the decade.Maybe it will be a whole new start for the human race. Economic growth followed by a massive reduction in poverty. All the governments will begin to cooperate and world peace will be achieved leading to increased trade and development of new technology making the whole world much better. What a good decade it would prove. But then I remembered that the world is going to end in 2012 and my hopes of a perfect society will be cut short. Here is what Ben Parker has to say on the demise of our planet.
"2011
-Pakistan's government falls and every middle eastern nation will have nukes
-preemptive nuclear war leaves 1/2 the world's population dead and the remaining population is turned into brain eating zombies.
-a legend will emerge and save the human race
2012
-the legend gets killed by a mutant zombie
-h1n1 and HIV merge with zombieism creating the most dangerous disease in the history of the planet
-Mayan prophecy holds true and we all die..."
After that optimistic outlook on the next two years there from Ben. With this in mind I will need to prepare for the apocalypse. I found this helpful infomercial from the "Australian Board of Civil Defence."
So after that I feel ready to be one of the survivors and will hopefully see the rest of the decade through. Anyway the government will probably keep me safe in their underground refuge because my brilliant mind will be of great benefit to the human race.
Unfortunately most people won't survive so you'll probably want to get prepared for impeding doom. Here is a list which of all the things you should do before you die to help you along.
1. Adopt a panda and call him Cecil
2. Create a string of comedy movies with Cecil and achieve international stardom
3. Experiment with hallucinogens
4. Let Cecil experiment with hallucinogens
5. Begin to make and distribute your own hallucinogens
6. Get sent to jail for narcotics dealing and animal cruelty
7. Start the first ever inmate barbershop quartet with three fellow criminals
8. Earn a UK number 1 for an acapella version of Van Halen's "Jump"
9. Go mad with power and develop your own religion
10. Convince Tom Cruise to join your religion to up its profile
11. Die during the apocalypse in Tom Cruise's arms
So with your survival guide and your list of things to do before you die you are now well equipped for the years to come.
Happy new year!
